Saturday morning, we decided that after breakfast, we would visit Gerolstein, the land of famous bubbly water that drew me to the Eifel in the first place. After taking the slow elevator to the reception area of the hotel, we walked into the hotel’s restaurant/bar area and found our assigned table, still with its personalized ceramic nameplate. I ripped off my mask, and Bill fetched some Brötchen. A lady came around to take our preferred hot beverage order. We got a Kännchen of coffee, and I put the mask back on for a trip to the buffet. I was actually kind of surprised that they were doing a buffet breakfast, given that so many practices have been altered due to the virus. I did notice that the staff was rather strict about the mask use. One guy was kindly but firmly reminded as he approached the buffet. He dutifully put the mask on and went looking for his morning Wurst.
Besides the usual breads, cheeses, sausages, smoked salmon, and fruit offered for breakfast at a lot of German hotels, the Hotel Zur Post in Meerfeld also offers hard boiled eggs. Bill and I had them all three mornings and they were perfectly done. Bravo to them for that. When we were in Strasbourg, France back in February, I was served an almost raw egg at breakfast. I was pretty grossed out by it. But that place made up for the egg fiasco by also having really excellent brownies at breakfast.
We weren’t totally sure what we were going to end up doing after we visited Gerolstein, so Bill and I took along our bathing suits. I knew that I wanted to visit the Vulkaneifel Therme in Bad Bertrich at some point, and I wasn’t sure when we’d do that. The trip to Gerolstein took us in the opposite direction of where we’d need to go to get to the Therme, but you never know when you’ll run into a good swimming hole.
The drive to Gerolstein from Meerfeld was extremely pretty. We even pulled over so I could take a few pictures of the stunning countryside. I also played around a bit with the features on my digital camera, which doesn’t get used as often as my iPhone camera does.
This picture was pretty enough… but in person, it was even more beautiful. 
An inviting trail, especially on a pretty Saturday morning with agreeable temperatures outside…
As we were heading toward our destination, I read a news article about a German “Rambo” who was on the loose in Oppenau last week. I mentioned in a previous post that we were once in Oppenau and needed to call for help, but were unable to get a cell signal. We had just visited the Allerheiligen Wasserfälle (All Saints Waterfalls), which are located in the Black Forest near Oppenau, when we came upon a motorcycle accident. A group of bikers had come around a sharp corner too fast and one of them went over the side of the road. It must have happened literally minutes before we encountered it. One of the bikers asked if he could use my phone to call an ambulance. Unfortunately, there was absolutely no cell signal whatsoever.
I was reminded of that lack of cell coverage when we were in the Eifel, but I was reminded of Oppenau because my German friend told me about the German Rambo guy… a heavily armed reclusive man named Yves Rausch who was running amok near Oppenau after having held up four German police officers and stolen their weapons several days prior. As we were headed toward Gerolstein, I read about how he’d been “rolled up” by the police… Oppenau would not have been a bad place to visit over the weekend. It’s very beautiful there, too… but no longer so close to get to as it was when we lived near Stuttgart.
We found a public parking lot near Gerolstein’s Kyllpark, which is notably good for kids. We didn’t plan to visit this park; it’s just where we happened to land. I was kind of delighted by it and got some pictures on a walk Bill and I took. It’s been too long since we took a walk in nature, although if I were going to plan a nature walk, I probably wouldn’t necessarily start with the Kyllpark, unless I had children with me. Bill, of course, has a big kid with him at all times… 😉 Here are some photos.
If you’re feeling brave, you can cross the river on these strategically placed rocks. 
There are lots of ducks at the park. Feeding them is forbidden. 
This kid was having a great time with his butterfly net. At one point, I saw him raise his arms in victory… 
But he probably would have had more luck up here in the wildflowers. I have missed seeing them, since they seem to get mowed down up here in Wiesbaden. Where we used to live, they were allowed to grow. 
This bird was either very brave or sick. I got very close for snapshots. 
Biking and walking were popular activities for the adults… 
A surprisingly pretty view… 
And we got in a little education, too. You can find basalt pillars here, just like at the Giant’s Causeway in Northern Ireland. 
This was apparently a feature of Roman times… unfortunately, now it appears to be an ashtray. 🙁 
Looked like Gerolstein water was setting up for a bike rally. 
Plenty of fun for the kids. This was just one activity for them involving water. I love German playgrounds!
After our walk, we headed into town and walked around a bit. I needed to pee and did see a sign for a WC, but never ended up finding it. It was close to lunchtime, so I thought maybe we’d have lunch in Gerolstein. But we ended up just walking around some more, taking in the sights. At one point, we stopped for a rest and social media break and I started talking to Bill… then got off on a ranting tangent. He gave me this face…
I got some more photos of Gerolstein, which is, in fact, a nice little town with plenty of things to do… but I’m kind of glad we stayed in Meerfeld, because it was a lot prettier and its location forced us to move around the area more. Staying in a town like Gerolstein would have been very convenient. Maybe too convenient… There’s a lot to do in and around Gerolstein, though, and we would come back for another visit.
This was a small shrine on the corner of a building, which didn’t appear to have anything to do with religion… I was puzzled. 
Sankt Anna Kirche… it overlooks the city. 
I got a kick out of this tattoo parlor, which shares a name with a bar that was referenced on The Golden Girls… an 80s era American sitcom. I noticed that there were signs in the window about “flattening the curve”. 
A museum. It wasn’t open during the time of our visit and looked like it involved a lot of stairs and mask wearing… 
And a commemorative plaque for Jewish people who were deported during the Holocaust. 
This was an interesting view. The person living there had all kinds of American license plates and signs decorating their balcony… 
This was the easier path to Sankt Anna church… walking up the hilly road. The other choice was to take the stairs, which we did on the way down. 
Some fool climbed the statue and left a beer bottle… 
The view from the church. Below this was a steep staircase back into the center of Gerolstein. 
We took a rest at this fountain and watched children play in the water while we decided what to do about lunch… 
Finally, we decided to move on and try to find food somewhere else. I got a kick out of these billboards. Cigarettes for Jesus?
I never did manage to find a toilet before we got back in the car. Luckily, we picked a direction that took us right past the Gerolsteiner water plant… and up the hill to the Eagle and Wolf Park at Kasselburg Castle. I was pretty glad to see it, since this was another place we’d hoped to encounter during our trip. We were lucky enough to run into it by chance, and wonder of wonders, it had a place for me to pee in private. An added bonus was the amazing castle, as well as seeing animals. I love going to animal parks, especially if I get to feed the animals, too. This particular park is very well kept and offers stunning views as well as fun animals!
The Eagle and Wolf park costs 9 euros per adult and 6,50 euros per child over age 4. However, they do offer family cards for 35,00 euros, as well as group rates and special admissions fees for people in certain categories, such as the disabled. Dogs are not allowed, and there is a snack bar in the park, as well as an adjacent restaurant that one can visit before or after visiting.
We weren’t allowed to go into the imposing tower on the grounds, which suited me fine, since I can guarantee many steps were involved. However, we did walk around the castle ruins and visit the birds of prey/raptors. Some of them were a little depressing to look at, if I’m honest. They were completely still in their cages with lanyards attached to their legs. I was prepared for that, having read reviews on TripAdvisor about a similar place in Kintzheim, France. Some reviewers commented on the birds being attached to lanyards and the people who run the French Eagle Park explained that after eating, raptors sit motionless on their perches for hours. I also know that the birds are trained and do flight shows almost every day, so they do get to fly… and some of the birds were a little more animated, too. I got a kick out of a pair of randy owls in the palais area who kept flirting and cleaning each other’s feathers. The owls were not attached to lanyards, as they don’t tolerate them. They were aviaries and were more active. They all looked healthy.
Although my stomach was growling a little, we ended up walking the long way through the park, visiting the wolves. This Kasselburg park has Timber wolves and a couple of Arctic wolves. I saw the Timber wolves napping and I caught sight of one of the Arctic wolves, who was on the move, so I didn’t get a good picture. They also had wild boars, who were clustered together rooting around and eating something…. probably worms.
I was pretty grateful when we finally encountered the deer, which visitors are welcome to feed. You can buy a box of food from the machines at just one euro each. It’s worth it to interact with the very friendly and adorable goats, deer, ponies, and geese. Here are some photos of our visit to the park… which took us on a six mile hike. Been awhile since I last did that, and I must admit, it wore me out.
A view from across the parking lot. 
Loved these goats! 
Beautiful view! 
Vulture… was kind of majestic in a Squidward Tentacles kind of way. 
A bald eagle. 
In the distance, you can see the signs reminding people to use masks if social distancing isn’t possible. This is a model of the castle. There are explanations in German, French, and English. 
Impressive. 
This owl screeched a bit for us. 
I loved these two… I got some videos of them making out. 
Good for kids. 
Lots of signs like these around the park, along with a few educational activities for kids. 
Don’t feed the wolves! Although there is a platform where they do daily feeding demonstrations. We were not there at the right time for that. 
Wolves… wasn’t easy to get pictures of them because of where they were napping. 
I did get this guy… 
And we saw an arctic wolf, but that one was on a mission, so I only got a few seconds of video. 
Wild boars! 
Get your animal feed here… 
And have a picnic if you like. We did see some families having picnics in the woods.
Just after we left the woods, we heard what sounded a little like donkeys braying… but I knew they weren’t donkeys. It wasn;t until we rounded the corner that I saw the source of the hubbub. A small group of deer were standing in the shade. I’m not sure if they were fighting or fucking, but they were sure making some noise! I think it might have been the first time I have ever heard deer making animal noises. I didn’t have much time to think about that, though, because I was soon met by my first beggar of many…
This sweet deer was politely asking for food… 
so Bill obliged… 
I loved this adorable pony, who was content just to be petted. He smelled wonderful… 
I spent my childhood showing horses and ponies and I really miss their company. So this was a treat for me. 
His female companion was not quite as convivial. She sure was cute, though. 
I think I need a pony in my life again. 
The goats were a lot of fun. 
Some of them put on a show! 
I was a little afraid of the geese. 
I loved this part of our visit. I could have spent the whole time feeding and petting the animals. 
Goats are awesome. 
A nice view of the castle from the restaurant next door.
By the time we were finished feeding the animals, we were definitely ready for refreshment. So we went next door to the Restaurant Forsthaus Kasselburg, which offers traditional German food and beautiful views. It was a good place to stop for refueling. In fact, we were so well fed that we managed to skip dinner on Saturday night…
You can reach this restaurant by footpath or an entrance in the park near the castle. If you leave the park, though, your visit is over. This restaurant isn’t part of the attraction. 
I got a kick out of watching Bill drink this beer… 
It kind of reminded me of watching him… 
when he’s having… 
an orgasm. 😉 Albeit in this photo, it’s not much of one… 
It’s been too long. 
I needed at least one photo of the famous water. It was refreshing! 
Bill had a schnitzel with pepper cream sauce. 
I had turkey with Bearnaise sauce. It was surprisingly good! This would normally be something I’d prefer in the winter, but I really enjoyed this on Saturday. 
We missed these goats by the castle. 
This restaurant also offered really beautiful views. I took a couple of pano photos which, unfortunately, I can’t include in this post. But here’s a taste from where I was sitting.
The restaurant offered reasonable prices, as well as a fun “sprinkler show” in the dining room, complete with cheesy Muzak. That’s really the only way I can describe it. It looked like the indoor dining room had a stage, and there were sprinklers in front of it, along with lights. I’m sure when the weather is less beautiful, the inside is nice to dine in. No one was eating inside, though… better for virus protection. I noticed that besides contact tracing (leaving your name, address, and phone number) and wearing masks, this restaurant also routed access to the bathrooms so you go in and out through different doors, thereby lessening the chance of exposure to the virus or other people.
By the time we were finished with lunch, it was mid afternoon, and we were pretty tired. I wanted to go swimming in the hotel’s awesome spa pool and visit the Meerfelder Maar close up. More on that in the next post.