Baden-Württemberg, Sundays

Ten more things to do in the Stuttgart area on a Sunday…

In April 2016, I wrote a post inspired by a rant by a newcomer in one of our local Facebook groups.  The newbie was perplexed about what to do in Stuttgart on a Sunday.  Actually, I kind of felt that person’s pain.  I’m old enough to remember the days when Sundays pretty much sucked.  When I was a kid, stores were closed on Sundays and there was nothing but sports and old movies on TV.  I’d be forced to go to church and come home to brunch.  Then it would be pure boredom, at least until I was old enough to have a horse to ride and clean up after.

Coming to Germany, where stores are closed on Sundays and I don’t get TV, was almost a throwback to those old times.  Of course now that I’m grown, I can drink beer and have sex with my husband, not that we necessarily do that. I learned from my first time living here that time is precious.  It’s no good sitting around in your house when your days living in Europe could be limited.  The first time we lived here, we didn’t quite get two years.  We spent entirely too many days sitting around doing nothing on Sundays.  This time, we are determined to make our Sundays count.  I think you should make your Sundays count, too.  So I’m going to make another list of ten things to do in the Stuttgart area on Sundays.

These suggestions are not ranked in any particular order.  Many of them might have appeared on the first list.  If I double up on a suggestion, it’s because I really think it’s worth doing.  Or I’ve run out of ideas.  Forgive me.  I’m still recovering from my sickness, probably contracted during last week’s excursions.

10.  Go barefoot in the park!

Okay… so I did mention this possibility in my first post.  But I wrote that post before I actually experienced one of Germany’s awesome barefoot parks.  We have one in Dornstetten, which is about a half an hour from where I live in Unterjettingen.  It’s probably a bit further for those of you living closer to the military installations.  If you have kids, this is a great activity.  If you are a big kid, this is a great activity.  After you’re finished hopping across a trampoline, walking through mud, traipsing across glass, and hopefully not falling on your ass, you can have a snack at the on site imbiss.  Bill and I went last summer and Bill, who is definitely not as big of a kid as I am, still talks about it.  I have a feeling we’ll be going back soon.

9.  Visit caves!

I also mentioned caves in my first post, but that was before I actually went to any in the Stuttgart area.  And funny enough, the ones I linked to are ones I haven’t been to yet.  Last weekend, Bill and I visited three (technically four) caves in towns about an hour from Stuttgart.  It turns out this area is full of them and they range in difficulty, but the price is definitely right and they are generally open on Sundays.  If you have young children, I highly recommend the Bärenhöhle, which is very kid friendly and doesn’t take too long.  Afterwards, you can visit Traumland, which is a kid friendly amusement park.  For older kids, there’s the Tiefenhöhle, which is the only vertical cave in Germany that is open to the public.  Fair warning– this cave is pretty challenging and is probably best suited for older kids who respect heights.  If the kids aren’t worn out after the cave, you can venture next door to Kletterwald, which is a ropes course.  Or they can just play on the equipment set up right next to the biergarten.

8.  Visit a Biergarten!

The Stuttgart area is loaded with great places to drink beer.  I have linked to my review of the Schwabengarten, but after almost a total of five years living in this area, we have only been there once.  We are usually partial to biergartens closer to us.  We like the Neckarmueller in Tuebingen or the Longwy Bar in Nagold.  Check your area for good watering holes.  They are especially great to visit after a walk in one of Stuttgart’s many great parks.

7.  Try a new museum!

I love to visit quirky museums and the Stuttgart area has its share of them.  The first time we lived here, we visited the Mercedes Museum, which was certainly interesting.  This time, we have visited the Schweine Museum.  A couple of weeks ago, we visited a kids’ science museum.  Yes, people gave us looks for visiting a kids’ museum, but we had fun anyway.  Want something a little more precious?  You can also check out fancy rocks on Sunday…

6.  Feed some monkeys!

If you’ve already been to Wilhelma Zoo, you can venture down to “Monkey Hill”, where very intelligent monkeys will take popcorn from you.  It’s a lot of fun and a great way to kill a Sunday!

5.  Get naked!

I mentioned spas in my first post on this subject.  That post was written before I ever had the pleasure of being naked in front of a bunch of Germans.  A few weeks ago, Bill and I visited Palais Thermal in Bad Wildbad, the very same town where the famous “treewalk” is located (another great Sunday activity in these parts).  We ended up going native at the spa…  I must say, it was a really liberating experience, if not exactly kid friendly (not that that matters to me).  Not into nudity?  You can visit the Paracelus Therme, a spa in Bad Liebenzell, which I understand does not have a textile free area.  Also, the Mineraltherme should be opening again soon–  that spa offers a nude area only in the lower level.

4.  Break out of a room!

Stuttgart has Exitgames, which is an activity where couples or groups try to “break out” of a room.  I haven’t tried this myself, although it is definitely on the list.  Exitgames can be booked online and Sunday slots are available.  Stay tuned.  I have a feeling Bill and I will be paying a visit very soon.

3.  Go for a drive!

This is another activity I have yet to try myself.  Basically, you drive a “hot rod” car and go for a tour.  Fair warning.  You have to be at least 18 and a licensed driver to do this activity, but it definitely looks like fun.  Even better, it’s based in beautiful Calw, which is not far from where I live and I can attest to how enchanting the area is.

2.  Hit a fest!

The above link is to just one example of the fests that are available in the Stuttgart area.  One lovely thing about Germans is that they always find a reason to celebrate.  I found a wine fest in early April because a German friend alerted me to it.  Turns out the wine fest goes on every year.  Many communities offer weekly papers alerting to what is going on, or you could join the local Facebook group dedicated to local events and holidays.  Chances are, if it’s a weekend, someone is having a fest somewhere.

1.  Leave the country!

Remember that France and Switzerland are both less than two hours away.  If you have no other pressing commitments, you can easily take a great day trip to either country.  Just be aware that if you plan to drive on the high speed roads in Switzerland, you will need to purchase a vignette, which you can get at either the border or your local ADAC store.  They are good from December 1 of the previous year until January 31st of the next year.  So if you buy one on December 1, 2017, you have until January 31, 2019 to use it.

In France, you don’t need a vignette.  However, if you take a high speed road, you may end up paying tolls.  Have some euros available for that possibility– and consider sticking around the Alsace region to avoid that possibility.  You may also want to do your homework, since France and Switzerland also close stuff on Sundays.  And don’t forget your passports!  It’s not likely you’ll have to show them to anyone, but there’s always a chance you will need them.

Having driven B28 to France a few times, I can attest to how charming the area is.  You might decide to stop on the way…  The Black Forest has a lot to offer, including several lakes where you can go swimming.  It may turn out you don’t need to cross the border if you happen across a town that speaks to you.  You might even encounter a fest.  I guess my best advice is to not be afraid to wander.  You never know what (or who) you’ll run into.  No, you can’t hit the mall on most Sundays in Germany, but you can find something to do.  Chances are, it will mean a lot more to you than the mall will, anyway.

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I found my thrill at Monkey Hill– Affenberg Salem

Bill made friends with a monkey today!

Sometimes I see people suggesting fun activities for people with kids.  Then I feel sad because I don’t have kids, even though I am a big kid myself.  I kept seeing people referring to a place called Monkey Hill down near the Bodensee and commenting on how much fun it is to visit there and feed monkeys.  It sounded like something I’d love, even though I don’t have any wee ones.  Luckily, I have a very indulgent husband.

Although the weather was a little chilly this morning and there were clouds in the sky, we decided we were going to go see some primates come hell or high water.  We left the house at about 11:30am and headed down 81.  After driving past the lake and through a few quaint towns, we arrived at Affenberg Salem at a couple of minutes past one o’clock.  The parking lot was full of cars.  Some guy gave us a dirty look because Bill accidentally turned a way he wasn’t supposed to.  I returned the dirty look and laughed hysterically when the guy saw me glaring at him and reacted with surprise.

You gotta finish your smokes, food, and drinks before you enter.

We found a parking spot and paid nine euros each for admission.  Then we set off into the park, where ducks, swans, fish, water bats, and other water fowl cavort in a large lake.  Not having been to Monkey Hill before, I wasn’t sure when we’d be seeing the monkeys, but I had a good time feeding the huge fish with the free food provided.

One handful, please!

Loads of huge carp in this lake.

Feeding frenzy!

Stork nests are everywhere!

They have bats, too.

I was getting a kick out of the territorial swans.

Ever present rapeseed will soon turn my nose into a faucet.

 

As we approached the area where the monkeys were, a lady announced the rules in German.  Somehow she knew we weren’t German and offered us a book with the rules translated in English.  It was good to read them, since the monkeys are smart and engaging with them improperly can lead to disaster.  She said her trusty book had the rules translated into about 30 languages.  I guess they get people from all over the place, although I didn’t think the park was super commercial the way Apenheul in Apeldoorn, The Netherlands was.  Although Apenheul is larger and has more types of monkeys than Monkey Hill does, it’s also more expensive and not as interactive.  Apenheul felt more like a theme park.

The signage in the park is translated into German, French, and English.  They also use a lot of illustrations.  

This dude was sitting at the beginning of the route.  I guess he was the boss.  He got a lot of attention.

These monkeys were all sitting on the route, waiting for people to hand them pieces of the free popcorn the handlers pass out.  When you give it to them, they take it very gently.  I felt like I was handing popcorn to a small child.  

Touching family portrait.

Spot the monkey in the photo!

It’s not a bad life.

This was an interesting graphic showing everybody typical monkey behaviors.  Bill got a kick out of #9.

I had only one piece of popcorn left.  It was small and one of the employees told me in German, then English, that the monkeys don’t like the small pieces.  Oh well.  If you visit, I recommend rationing your popcorn.  You will run into monkeys along the trail who will be hoping for a treat and aren’t at the top of the pecking order.  Also, if you understand German, you can stop and listen to the keepers talk about the care and feeding of the monkeys.  I found myself understanding snippets of things I heard.  It reminded me of tuning in to a staticky radio station.  I’d catch bits and pieces of things and the rest was all distorted.

Welcome to the Monkey House.

I didn’t see any snakes.  I’m glad.

There are deer here, living a nice lifestyle.

So many storks!

After you stroll around the monkey park, you can stop by the biergarten for lunch.  There are brats, schnitzels, pretzels, cakes, and all manner of beverages.  There’s also a play area for kids aged 3 to 12.

I was intrigued by the trees.

Parking and bathrooms are free of charge, too!

 

We had a great time at Monkey Hill, though we didn’t spend too long there.  They have a few indoor activities to include a film room.  There’s also a large gift shop, though we skipped it.  Obviously, this activity is very popular with kids and we saw a lot of them today, although it’s also fun for big kids.  I did see some people with strollers, too, though I don’t think you’re supposed to take them into the monkey enclosure.  This activity doesn’t have to take long, either.  We were there for less than two hours, although we could have taken more time to enjoy the park.  Afterwards, if you’re not ready to head back to Stuttgart, you can always go check out the lake.  Monkey Hill is very close to the Bodensee.

It was fairly crowded today; I imagine it gets packed in warm weather.  The park is a great activity for Sundays and holidays.  Below is a video I took of some monkeys playing.  I could have stood there all day and filmed their antics.

These monkeys were a lot of fun!

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