Baden-Württemberg

Unexpected fest leads to unexpected nudity…

This morning, Bill asked me what I wanted to do today.  A German who runs one of our local Facebook groups recommended the Paracelsus-Therme in the lovely town of Bad Liebenzell.  It had been ages since my last trip to the Mineraltherme in Böblingen.  Right now, that spa is under massive construction and will be closed until mid July.  I told Bill I wanted to check out the spa recommended by our German friend.

Bill doesn’t enjoy visiting spas.  He’s bashful about being seen in a bathing suit.  On the other hand, once I cajole him into going, he usually enjoys his spa time almost as much as I do.  Of course, here in Germany, many spas are textile free, which means that patrons are naked.  I sold Bill on the spa in Bad Liebenzell by reminding him that unlike the Mineraltherme, the Paracelsus-Therme does not have a textile free area.  Everyone would be wearing bathing suits.

Although he still wasn’t too hot on the idea of hitting the spa, my dear husband finally relented and we loaded up the car and went.  The drive was kind of quiet and awkward, yet absolutely stunning.  If you haven’t been to the towns in the Calw area, I highly recommend just taking a Saturday or Sunday to drive through there.  It’s an incredibly picturesque area.

So…  we got to Bad Liebenzell, turned a corner, and ran smack dab into the middle of another unexpected fest.  We didn’t stop and take a look around, but it looked like there were a bunch of classic cars on display.  No matter.  We were headed to the spa.

We got to the spa and the parking lot was completely full.  I’m pretty sure many of the people who had parked there were headed to the fest.  Despite circling around the parking lot several times, we were unable to find a spot.  Bill was getting more and more irritated; I was getting hungry; and my car was running out of gas.  We decided to abandon the idea of going to Paracelsus-Therme.  While Bill was gassing up my car, I had a sudden brainstorm.

Back in 2015, Bill and I drove to the spa town of Bad Wildbad and took a walk at Baumwipfelpfad, otherwise known as “the treewalk”.  This very cool attraction has become popular with Americans in the area and it was definitely fun to try it.  On the way out of there, I noticed signs for mineral baths.  Remembering that Bad Wildbad was a really nice town and has spas, I did a quick check on my iPhone to see what was available.

Bad Wildbad has two main spas.  There’s Vital Therme, which is evidently a conventional spa where people wear bathing suits and there are exercise classes and such.  And then there’s Palais Thermal, which allows suits in some areas and not in others.  I read a few reviews on Trip Advisor and a few people complained that Palais Thermal is a spa for “nudists”.  Since I’ve been wanting to go nekked for awhile now, I told Bill we should go there.  And yes, I did warn him that it was “textile free”… eventually, anyway.  He wasn’t thrilled.  I won him over with giggling.

Bill did visit the first floor of the Mineraltherme with me once, so he had been in a textile free spa before.  However, before today, neither of us had ever had the pleasure of actually being naked in front of a bunch of strangers.  This was going to be FUN!

My husband was decidedly grumpy as he pulled into the parking garage.  I reminded him that he had given me a gift certificate to Friedrichsbad in Baden-Baden and if he planned to join me there, he’d have to get over his aversion to nudity in front of strangers.  With a sigh of resignation, Bill followed me to the Palais Thermal.

In we walked…  A pleasant lady was seated behind a reception desk.  Bill asked in German if she spoke English.  She hesitated, then pointed to her colleague, a friendly looking lady who laughed when I giggled and said we were “shy Americans”.  She handed us a piece of paper with instructions on how things work at Palais Thermal and two bracelets which we would use for purchasing spa treatments and food and beverages.  Cash is not used in the spa.  We were used to this system.  It’s pretty much the same one used at the Mineraltherme.

If you decide to pay Palais Thermal a visit, I highly recommend getting the instructions in English so you’ll know what to do.  Some Trip Advisor reviewers mentioned being taken aback by the nudity and not knowing when nudity was required of them.  Nudity is enforced in the rooftop pool area and you’ll see it all over the spa.  Although the staff we encountered today was friendly and helpful, I did read in at least one review that staff can be rather insistent about the nudity rule.  Since you’re going there to relax, you don’t want to be yelled at by a staffer for breaking the law!

The outside of the spa area.

Bill takes a deep breath…

And in we go!

 

For obvious reasons, I don’t have pictures of the inside of the spa.  That’s too bad, since the bottom floor of the Palais Thermal is absolutely lovely.  It was built in 1844 and retains a lot of old style charm.  But I don’t want to get ahead of myself.  First, we had to get ready.  We went into the changing room, which is unisex.  There are stalls where you can change in privacy, but I guarantee after a couple of hours at the Palais Thermal, you won’t care who sees you in your birthday suit.

Nevertheless, I wasn’t wanting to go ugly early.  I donned my newest swimsuit, which I bought last year and never had the opportunity to wear.  I removed my shoes, since street shoes are not allowed in the spa.  I recommend bringing a robe, shower shoes or flip flops, and at least one towel.

We went into the “quiet room”, which is right next to the “cafeteria”.  This is one area where I think the Palais Thermal could improve.  They had beer, wine, soft drinks, and water.  They also had a limited selection of food.  It wasn’t quite as nice as the restaurant at the Mineraltherme, but it was good enough to satisfy my hunger.  Bill had a smoked salmon sandwich and I had a couple of wieners with a hot baguette and mustard.  Actually, given all of the uncircumcised junk I saw today, that little snack was especially inspired!

The quiet room is really beautiful.  The ceiling is stained glass, so the sunshine affects the lighting in the room.  There are wicker chairs and loungers everywhere.  People sit in there in their robes and towels and eat and drink.  Most people were completely covered up.

After we ate, we took a deep breath and found our way to our first pool.  The Palais Thermal has these cool little baths that are ideal for couples.  You can get in one of them and soak for a bit, maybe even in privacy if you’re lucky.  There’s also a larger, deeper pool on the first floor where bathing suits are allowed.  It’s really pretty.  There’s a statue in the middle of it and the roof is stained glass.  There are a couple of shallow pools with massaging jets on the first floor.  Again, they are rather small and private, which is nice.  There are also a few small jacuzzi like tubs for couples.  All of the baths on the first floor are marble and majestic.  I ditched my swimsuit before we left the first floor and it was totally not a big deal at all.

On the second floor, you’ll see a lot more nudity.  That’s where the saunas, steam rooms, and massages are.  Bill and I usually don’t go for saunas, but we decided to sit in one for fifteen minutes today.  The saunas at Palais Thermal are, like all saunas in Germany, textile free.  This was where Bill lost his trunks!  After a couple of minutes, I could tell he was getting into the groove, since everyone else was as naked as we were…  and most everyone had towels and robes.  If you use the sauna, you will need to sit on a towel.  It’s forbidden to sweat on the wood in the sauna.

After we sat in the sauna, we cooled off in a marble plunge pool full of cold water.  Then we went into a super hot aromatic steam room which neither of us could tolerate for more than a few minutes.  I would think that room would be great if you needed your sinuses cleared.  The air was extremely hot and full of a mentholated substance that I initially found hard to breathe.  After a couple of minutes I got more used to it, but it was just way too hot for me.

On the second floor, there’s also an indoor pool and a shower area that connects to the spa hotel.  This is obviously where people staying at the hotel can access the spa directly.  The second floor pool allows bathing suits, although everyone we saw in there was naked.

On the third floor, there are few more saunas, including the Oriental sauna and a salt room.  We’d had enough sauna time, so we skipped that and went to the fourth floor, which has a panorama sauna and a pool.  In this area, which is outdoors, everyone is naked.  There’s also a bar in this area, but it didn’t appear to be attended today.  The outdoor pool is very nice, with warm water, massage jets, and waterfalls that massage the head and shoulders.  This is also where you’ll find a smoking area, although I’m not sure where people carry their smokes!

As I enjoyed the warm water and sunshine, I couldn’t help but marvel at how unexpectedly freeing it was to be naked in front of a bunch of strangers.  Seriously… I think I was born to be European.  It was interesting to see who was at the spa.  I saw all kinds of bodies and no one stared or acted embarrassed.  I saw old people, thin people, fat people, young people… one thing I did not see was young children, which was a real blessing.  The youngest people there were a couple of teenagers.  They appeared to be brother and sister and were with a guardian– not egregiously sucking face like I often see at the Mineraltherme.  In fact, everyone was behaving themselves.  Maybe it has to do with being naked.

After a little while, Bill told me he was getting wrinkly.  We got out of the water and headed back to the locker room, where we got cleaned up and dressed.  On the way out, we paid 58 euros for a couple of hours in the spa and lunch, including beer.  If your stay is less than three hours, you can get your parking ticket validated and it’s free.  We paid with a USAA credit card, too.  How convenient!

Bill’s face kind of looked like this as we exited.  I have a feeling he won’t be as reluctant to go naked again.

Bad Wildbad is a beautiful town.  Here’s a picture of a creek that passes through there.

I think the Mineraltherme in Böblingen is bigger and newer and has better food.  But it lacks the incredible beauty of stained glass and marble tubs that the Palais Therme has… and it does get very crowded there.  And one bonus to Bad Wildbad is that the drive to and from there, particularly from where we live, is very beautiful and not nearly as congested.  I would say it’s probably not much further or time consuming to get there from Unterjettingen.  I think we’d like to go back for a weekend and just chill, even though the drive there is less than 45 minutes from our house.

I guess going naked with a bunch of Germans is one way to celebrate our decision to stay here for at least one more year.  We left the spa feeling relaxed, yet invigorated.  I would not hesitate to go back to the Palais Thermal and now I know I can handle whatever weirdness Baden-Baden throws at me!  Highly recommended!

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Sundays

A walk at Monbachtal and lunch at the Schönbuch Bräu Brauhaus in Calw

We had absolutely beautiful spring weather today.  The sun was shining and the temperatures were very mild.  Bill and I decided today would be the day we took a walk at Monbach, a beautiful creekside walk near the town of Bad Liebenzell, which is about a half hour’s drive from our home in Unterjettingen.

We arrived at Monbach at about noon.  There is a Christian mission there, where people can rent a room or a holiday house and enjoy nature.  There are also walking trails where one can communing with nature.  Although we left our dogs at home today, we could have brought them with us.  I’m kind of glad we didn’t, though.  Monbach is a very beautiful and serene place and not having them with us gave me the chance to get some photos of a very handsome heron.

Besides walking, visitors can enjoy kayaking and mini golf on the mission grounds.  There’s also a sportszentrum near the Monbach area which includes an ice skating rink.  I haven’t been ice skating since about 1980, but I caught myself thinking I’d like to stop there sometime and give it a try.  Maybe it’s like riding a bike… or maybe I’ll end up breaking my ass.

Parking at Monbachtal is free, although it’s not particularly plentiful.  Below are some photos from our walk, which ended up being almost three miles.

These little signs were at the beginning of the walk.  They explain the flora and fauna you might encounter on your walk.

The walk had a lot of what looked like pasture areas for livestock.  We didn’t see any cows or horses today, but there was plenty of electric fencing.  I don’t think it was working today, but I wasn’t about to test it for myself.

This particular trail was for bikers, so we had many bikers passing us as we walked.

There were a few of these, as the path was next to railroad tracks.  One train passed as we walked and we could barely hear it.  They’re probably for drainage, but I bet more than one person has peed in there.  I am not among them, though.

I brought my new camera and played with the settings a bit…

 

I managed to zoom in and get several shots of this handsome heron, who was hunting for fish.  We also saw a guy fly fishing in the creek.

Information on fishing.

This is a snack bar on the grounds.  It’s mostly ice cream, soda, and the like.  There’s also a larger cafe near the mini golf course.  We decided to go to the Schönbuch Bräu Brauhaus in Calw, which is on the way home.

Many Americans living near Stuttgart are familiar with this brewery and its chain of restaurants.  Like many Americans, Bill and I have been to the Brauhaus in Böblingen several times.  The one in Calw is probably closer to where we live.  Today was our first time visiting.

 

There is a large public parking lot outside of the restaurant.  Most of the time, you have to pay to park there.  On Saturdays after 1:00pm, parking is free.  There are signs informing people of this, but Bill missed them.  A helpful local smiled and reminded Bill of the time, but he’d already paid.  It’s really cheap anyway.  I think Bill said he paid about 50 cents for a ticket good until Monday.

Bill checks out the specials.

The menu is the same as the one in Böblingen.  On Monday nights, they have all you can eat spare ribs.  On Wednesdays, they have burger night.  We might have to come back for the ribs.

We decided to have the Weizenbock currently available on tap.  It weighs in at about 7% ABV.  Weizenbock is traditionally offered during Lent, so it was nice to get to try it.  Weizenbocks were brewed in the Middle-Ages at monasteries.  They were the only source of energy that monks were allowed to get during Lent.  

I decided to have the Schweinshaxe, something I enjoy but rarely order because it’s always way too much for me to finish.  I was hungry after our walk, though, and having missed it at Funzel last weekend, I decided today was a good day for a pork knuckle.  Bill went with the Schweinebraten, which is never a disappointment in these parts.  Our waitress was very friendly and spoke English.

My pork knuckle came with farmhouse bread.  It was very fresh and tasted like it was made with beer.    I only ate one piece, though, because I knew I was about to be hit with plenty of protein.

And here it is in all its glory!  It was delicious, but I have enough leftover to last the rest of the week!

Bill’s dish came with spaetzle and red cabbage.  His lunch wasn’t impossible to finish.

I cracked a dirty joke to get Bill to make this face.

 

Cheers!

I confess, part of the reason I didn’t finish more of the pork knuckle is because I wanted a piece of Black Forest cake.  Bill and I split this, which was a wise decision.  It wasn’t too heavy or sweet, so it turned out okay.

This is the inside of the Calw version of the Brauhaus.  I think I prefer it to the one in Böblingen.  The inside reminds me a little of a church.  There’s also a nice outside dining area.  ETA: A German friend tells me this used to be a gym, hence the high ceilings…

 

Our bill was about 36 euros.  Bill rounded up to 40 euros.  Our kind waitress wished us a pleasant stay in Germany and seemed surprised when we told her we live here.  I promised her that I’m working on my German.

See the sign that says “Nette Toilette”?  Last time we visited Calw, I noticed them all over the city.  I did some research and learned that Calw is a city that participates in the Nette Toilette program (nice toilet).  Local businesses get paid to allow non-patrons to use their bathrooms.  It’s a win/win/win.  Visitors are less likely to pee in the alleys and the city doesn’t have to equip the city with public toilets.  Businesses get more traffic and potential customers, as well as money from the local government.

All in all, it was a pleasant visit… well worth the trip!

 

We had a really nice visit to Monbach today.  The weather was amazing.  I was reminded of how many nice areas there are around Stuttgart, just a little ways beyond the city.  We need to visit Bad Liebenzell and Calw more often.  Both are very pleasant places to spend an afternoon.

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