casual dining, Hessen, Hofheim

Delightful take out food from Mukhlo… and wine that makes me shit…

The latter part of this post is a bit frank and rank… reader discretion advised.

Last night, Bill and I were sitting outside and I asked what we should have for dinner. Bill listed the things we have available, and then got on the Lieferando app. He noticed a new entry for a place called Mukhlo. It appeared to offer Middle Eastern food– stuff like pitas, hummus, falafel, and salads with feta cheese.

I noticed Mukhlo gets really good reviews on Google and Uber Eats, so we decided to make our first order last night. I got a Green Bite Tray for 17,50 euros. It came with shaved Angus beef, grilled vegetables, avocado smash, a salad with cherry tomatoes and feta, fries, and yogurt dressing. Bill got the Plant Power Tray, which was falafel, hummus, tomatoes, tahini, and wild herb salad with pomegranates. We also got sides of hummus and paprika and walnut dip, which each came with pita bread. Both were priced at 5,90 euros.

The driver called to tell Bill the order would take a bit longer than planned. I guess they were really busy. Now that I’ve tasted their offerings, I can understand why. Next time, I’ll get something without the feta, because I’m not a feta fan. The rest of it, though, was absolutely delicious and very fresh!

Bill looked up the location of Mukhlo, and he says it’s in the place where the old Spirit of New Orleans restaurant used to be. That place is not far from where we take Noyzi and Charlie for veterinary services.

If you are a regular reader of this blog, you might remember my posts about that restaurant, which was run by a CRAZY American veteran who made pretty good cajun food, but also had an insane temper and a foul mouth. I kind of enjoyed him, but he offended a lot of people, as evidenced by online reviews on sites like TripAdvisor.

Anyway, I think we’ll be ordering from them again. I can see why people have given them such high marks! They even package their wares in really decent disposable dishes.

Sorry that Bill’s dish is a little blurry. I guess I was a little quick on the draw. I didn’t get a picture of the side of hummus, either.

Earlier this week, we tried some Danish cherry wine that one of Bill’s co-workers brought back from a work trip in Denmark. It came in a 500 ml bottle, which is a good thing.

I actually liked the wine. I love cherry anything, and the wine did eventually open up nicely, and it was surprisingly dry, with a nice spicy essence. It wasn’t even all that cloying, and it paired beautifully with the dark chocolate Lindt wafer pictured below. That’s something new I ordered when I broke down and bought a shitload of Lindt chocolates…

I think the cherry wine is best as a dessert wine, or perhaps served in colder weather with poultry like goose or duck. It probably works best with dark chocolate, though.

But then later, something unexpected happened. Bill and I went to bed, and I woke up at about 1:00 AM, urgently needing to take a massive dump and expel a lot of gas. Sorry, that’s TMI, but it’s the truth. I thought nothing of it until a few hours later, when the trend continued for a couple more visits.

I was puzzled, so I decided to look up whether or not cherry wine has a laxative effect. I found evidence that, in fact, it does. Or, at least cherries as a whole, do. I guess missing some sleep isn’t such a bad thing, if you need to “clear the decks”, so to speak.

I did like the Danish cherry wine, though, and would drink it again. I think it would be fun to do a tasting. But maybe it’s best to do that earlier in the day… which is a good excuse to day drink, I suppose. (kidding, of course)

One thing I enjoy about living in Europe is getting to try new things. Later today, we will have lunch at Martino Kitchen, a restaurant we’ve tried in its previous location on a few occasions. It’s now moved, and we usually aren’t in Wiesbaden when it’s open (it’s closed on Sundays). We don’t usually make reservations, but we did today. Stay tuned for a new review later– either today or tomorrow.

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Think Real is huge? Globus is gargantuan! And, Louisiana style food in Wiesbaden!

Wow!  I have had quite an exciting day today!  First off, Bill took me to our local Globus, which is an enormous hypermarket in Wiesbaden.  It makes the Real in Jettingen look puny by comparison.  And then, after we went to Globus, we found an authentic Louisiana kitchen located two kilometers from our house!  I may have to take some time to come down from the Cajun food high we have!  We even came home with gumbo for dinner!

But first, let me write up the Globus.  I noticed it when we first arrived in Wiesbaden almost two months ago.  The hotel where we stayed our first night in town is just across the street from it.  Bill went in there once around Christmas time.  He said it was a madhouse.  I generally hate madhouses, but I was curious and I do write a lot about food… So, below are some photos and some light commentary by yours truly.

The first thing to know about Globus is that it’s absolutely humongous.  I mean, it’s probably twice as big as the Real is, although it has nicer lighting.  The building has an apotheke, a few restaurants, including an Asian and Doner shop, dry cleaning, a travel bureau, and a deli.  The only thing I didn’t see was a Coin Star.  I’m sure it’s on the way.  Globus was founded in St. Wendel, Germany back in 1828 by Franz Bruch, who passed the business to his son, who, in turn, passed it to his son.  The store eventually became a chain with locations all over Germany and in the Czech Republic and Russia.

I had a sense of foreboding as I approached this sign.

It’s a really large store, so I recommend eating before you go there.  Or, if you need to, get an electric buggy.

There’s an ATM, but I didn’t see a CoinStar.  Our Jettingen based Real had one of those.

 

Dropping off the bottles, and away we went…

It’s a “hypermarket”, so they have stuff other than food.  You can buy lawn ornaments there, for instance.  I kind of liked these peacocks.

You can also buy costumes for your kids!

We were happy to stop by the liquor and wine area, which was pretty well appointed.

I kind of wonder about obviously gimmicky wines like this one… but I rarely take the bait.

They had some interesting liqueurs, though.

This is just one shot of the vastness of this store… I could have turned the other way and taken another picture to show just how huge it is.  I really don’t like enormous stores like this one, but I have to admit, it has a lot of what you’d want.  On the other hand, finding things can be a challenge.

This is the “American” section.  Notice it’s all Fuego brand “Mexican” food.  Pretty lame!  Fuego is not really American by any stretch, nor is it Mexican.

The Eastern European selection was more credible.

As was the Moroccan…

And Asian.

About halfway through your shopping, you can stop for a cup of coffee or water.  If you could see how large this store is, you’d see why this is a good thing.

Vast meat section.

Coffee, though the logo made me laugh.  It looks like a gorilla taking a dump.

Every kind of cheese you could ever want… (except ricotta)…

Tons of shrimp and “sea asparagus”.

Sushi!  It looked pretty good, too.

And lots of dairy.  We spent some time combing this area looking for ricotta cheese because we feed it to our dogs.  They eat it mixed with fish oil to stave of mast cell tumors.  It took forever to find the last container of ricotta, but they had plenty of everything else you could ever want.

More cheese!

Fresh herbs.  We should bring a few of these plants home.

Mix your own M&Ms in every color…

And Jelly Bellies, too!

We had a light haul of stuff.

And once again, I was shocked by the graphic warnings on the cigarette packages.  Bill laughed when I actually winced at a couple of the pictures.  People still smoke in Germany, though.  A lot!

There’s the drug store.

And the restaurant…

 

To be honest, Globus was exhausting.  I’m sure some people find it an exciting place to shop.  I actually found it more pleasant than the Real, mainly because the lighting was softer and it wasn’t quite as crowded.  However, I probably won’t make a habit of visiting there.  It’s just huge and tiring and I often leave places like that with a lot of stuff I never wanted to buy.

Anyway, after we shopped, it was time to find lunch.  Unfortunately, we were looking during the dreaded time period before the “pause”.  It was almost 2:30pm and that’s when a lot of places close.  I went on Google to see what was open and I noticed an ad for a place called Spirit of New Orleans.  The very first review I read was from an American who wrote, “Damn good food!”  I also noticed that it closed at 5:00pm, but didn’t take a pause.  Bill loves Cajun cuisine and the restaurant happens to be located about 2 kilometers from our house.  So we stopped by to see if it was, in fact, open.

We walked in and noticed how tiny the place is.  A kind looking German lady invited us to pick a table.  We did.  I noticed the awesome funky music– a nice mix of New Orleans jazz and R&B.  We ordered beers…

Outside…

It looked promising.  And there was also plenty of parking!  Bonus!

I immediately took note of the sign, which made me think the proprietor, a man by the name of John, was a military veteran.  Sure enough, he is… and damn, he can cook!

Bill was excited by the menu, even though we were snacking on Fuego tortilla chips.

Bill had jambalaya.  I really should have taken a picture of his face when he tasted it.  It’s the same face he makes during an orgasm.  It’s been too long since I last saw that look on his face.

I went with spare ribs, which were absolutely awesome.  The meat was cooked to perfection and generously sauced.  You get a choice of mild or spicy sauce.  I think I might have had spicy sauce, though I didn’t ask.  I loved the fries that came with it.  They were roasted to perfection and had a really rich, hearty flavor.  

It also came with excellent slaw.  I had a little of it, then passed it to Bill, who likes cabbage more than I do.  John also serves American beers like Budweiser and Miller Genuine Draft.  I don’t think they’re worth 4 euros, but if you miss American suds, you can get them there.

It’s a tiny little place, although we heard John say he has a “hall” for catered events.  He also has an outdoor area for better weather.  His restaurant is in an industrial business complex that is short on charm.  However, I think our new vet is located there (once we pay them a visit and claim them, that is).  I also noticed a number of other restaurants and other businesses.  Parking is plentiful, which is a huge positive in these parts.

After we raved about lunch, John brought us each a chicken wing.  It was freakin’ delicious.  I’m serious.  It definitely wasn’t KFC.  Next time we visit, I’m going to try the shrimp.  He also has burgers, which I am sure are done the right way.

 

John came out and chatted us up, telling us he’s been in Wiesbaden for about thirty years.  He’s not the first person I’ve run into who’s come here from America and stayed for decades, and he had a rather colorful commentary about our current “leader” Mr. Trump.  I was very impressed by his restaurant, which is unique and offers genuine Louisiana flavors delivered with great music and sassy commentary.  John told us he’s worked in German hotels and, before he opened his own restaurants, he was in the Army where he was a chef.  I got a huge kick out of him.  He told us he’d had two other restaurants in Wiesbaden, but he closed them due to a lack of qualified personnel.  This is an epidemic in Germany.  There’s a shortage of qualified restaurant workers.  Our favorite place in Nagold, down near our old neighborhood near Stuttgart, closed for the same reason.

We got talked into dessert, so I had cheesecake, which was excellent and not too huge.

And Bill had bread pudding with Jack Daniels’ sauce.

While I had another beer, John and Bill did shots of moonshine.  I didn’t sample it myself, but Bill said it was impressively smooth.

John hosts a number of events at his place, including a Mardi Gras breakfast, complete with live music (February 10th).  He also does New Orleans breakfasts at other times during the year.  He’ll be open on Valentine’s Day evening for dinner, for which reservations are required, as well as Mother’s Day, Thanksgiving, and even an early Christmas dinner (on the 14th instead of the 25th of December).  I have a feeling we’ll be regulars there, because the food was just insane.  We really enjoyed ourselves.

I can’t even believe this place is not five minutes from where we live.

If I’ve piqued your interest, have a look at their Facebook page.  And if you’re down in Stuttgart, you might want to take a field trip to Wiesbaden for this restaurant.  Just keep in mind that this place is only open for breakfast and lunch.  It’s in an office park, so there’s less call for it to be open for dinner.  Plan accordingly and come hungry!  And if you’re bringing more than four people, call and make a reservation.

We came home with gumbo for dinner tonight.  I think John is the kind of guy who likes to feed people.  While it wasn’t the cheapest lunch we’ve ever had (thanks to all we ate), we are definitely not hungry.  I think we’ll be back again and again!

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